Memorable Quotes - Rameez Raja

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Memorable Quotes - Rameez Raja

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Posted in Jokes By DaveDevil

Feb 6th 2010, 02:54

He said: "Bowlers like Irfan Pathan are found in every nook and corner of Pakistan..."

We say: .That's right. Every nook and corner... if only they would come out of their nooks sometime and play cricket once in a while....


He said: "I see it as a tough situation for not only Pakistan but for world cricket but frankly speaking the security situation in major Pakistan cities like Lahore and Karachi is not that bad, so I think India must tour."

We say: Security is "not that bad" eh? Well, we suppose India could bring along a couple of extras in the squad, just in case a few players get shot or blown up.


He said: ""I wouldn't like it if it was my birthday and someone else took the cake."

We say: (flashback during the match...)


He said: "I would say this (T20 World Cup) victory is bigger and more significant than our 1992 World Cup win because of its timing."

We say: Yep, its 6 pm and its time for someone else to talk now.


He said: "If we have a Super Over then super things can happen."

We say: You're so funny and witty, Mr. Raja. We would like to have your babies.


We anoint Rameez Raja a Knight of Lolland, and confer upon him the title, Witty Rameez.


Witty Rameez: "The plane was hit by many birds."
L. Sivaramakrishan
: " Yes, lucky the plane didnt get bird flu."
Witty Rameez
: "Hmm... yes."


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