Funny Cricket Quotes

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Funny Cricket Quotes

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Posted in Jokes By DaveDevil

Feb 6th 2010, 02:47

Rod Marsh : "How's your wife and my kids?"
Ian Botham
: "The wife's fine , the kids are retarded."


Neil Johnson : "The team that doesn't win will find itself on the losing side."


Greg Thomas (to Viv Richards, after beating him twice): "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."
Viv Richards
(after hitting the next ball for a six): "Greg, you know what it looks like. Now go and find it."


Merv Hughes (to Smith, after beating him): "You can't bat, mate."
(to Hughes, after hitting the next ball for a four): "Hey Merv, we make a fine pair. I can't bat and you can't bowl."


Shane Warne (to Daryll Cullinan): "I've waited two years for the chance to humiliate you."
Daryll Cullinan
(to Shane Warne): "Looks like you spent it eating."


Tony Greig : "What a magnificent shot! No, he’s out."


Matthew Hoggard (at an awards ceremony): "The hat trick started with the first wicket."


BBC news announcer : "Yorkshire all out 232, Hutton ill! I’m sorry. Hutton 111."


Shane Warne : "I could be an all-rounder - if I could bowl…"


Overheard at Lord's, late 1980's (about Gladstone Small): "Does he have a brother called Disraeli Big?"


Nasser Hussain : "You might remember me - I was captain of England when they were crap." 


Wasim Akram : "Cricket is being played more in the mind than on the field."


Ian Botham : "Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid."


Michael Abrahamson : "A very small crowd here today. I can count the people on one hand. Can't be more than 30."


Q : "Darryl, who are your favourite actors?"
Darryl Cullinan
: "Dustin Hoffman and some Aussie bowlers in the act of appealing."


Fred Trueman : "That's what cricket is all about. Two batsmen pitting their wits against one another."

Fred Trueman : "That was a tremendous six, the ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary."

Fred Trueman : "Anyone foolish enough to predict the outcome of this match is a fool."


Pete Sampras (after seeing Lara and Ambrose play): "I don't know what these fellows are doing, but whatever they are doing, they sure are doing it well."


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