Rod Marsh : "How's your wife and my kids?"
Neil Johnson : "The team that doesn't win will find itself on the losing side."
Greg Thomas (to Viv Richards, after beating him twice): "It's red, round and weighs about five ounces, in case you were wondering."
Merv Hughes (to Smith, after beating him): "You can't bat, mate."
Shane Warne (to Daryll Cullinan): "I've waited two years for the chance to humiliate you."
Tony Greig : "What a magnificent shot! No, he’s out."
Matthew Hoggard (at an awards ceremony): "The hat trick started with the first wicket."
BBC news announcer : "Yorkshire all out 232, Hutton ill! I’m sorry. Hutton 111."
Shane Warne : "I could be an all-rounder - if I could bowl…"
Overheard at Lord's, late 1980's (about Gladstone Small): "Does he have a brother called Disraeli Big?"
Nasser Hussain : "You might remember me - I was captain of England when they were crap."
Wasim Akram : "Cricket is being played more in the mind than on the field."
Ian Botham : "Pakistan is the sort of place every man should send his mother-in-law, for a month, with all expenses paid."
Michael Abrahamson : "A very small crowd here today. I can count the people on one hand. Can't be more than 30."
Q : "Darryl, who are your favourite actors?"
Fred Trueman : "That's what cricket is all about. Two batsmen pitting their wits against one another."
Fred Trueman : "That was a tremendous six, the ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary."
Fred Trueman : "Anyone foolish enough to predict the outcome of this match is a fool."
Pete Sampras (after seeing Lara and Ambrose play): "I don't know what these fellows are doing, but whatever they are doing, they sure are doing it well."
Lolland on Facebook