Worst Hindi Movie Titles Ever

The title pretty much says it...

Worst Hindi Movie Titles Ever

Tagged: bollywood, movies, entertainment, DaveDevil, language

Posted in Articles By DaveDevil

Feb 4th 2010, 01:30

This is a special post. Usually, we ban one thing per post; in this one, we're banning a whole lot of Hindi movies only because of their crazy titles. We even have categories of banworthiness, and comments now and then when we feel like it.

I. The coming of age of Indian cinema (literally... read in order of release to trace the growth of maturity of Indian cinema)

1. Shin Shinaki Boobla Boo (1952)

2. Ha Ha Hee Hee Ho Ho (1955)

3. Buddhu Aur DCM (1959)

4. Apna Haath Jagannath (1960)

5. Naughty Boy (1962)

6. Sankat Mein Swasthya Aur Safai (1968) - because health and cleanliness will be your best friends when a thief threatens to cut your throat

  7. Kab? Kyoon? Aur Kahan? (1970)

8. Ek Baap Chhe Bete (1978) - it's some time since we heard this lecture, but isn't a maa necessary for even one beta, leave alone 6

9. Albert Pinto Ko Gussa Kyon Ata Hai (1980)

10. Sant Ravidas Ki Amar Kahani (1983)

11. Private Detective: Two Plus Two Plus One (1997)

12. Money Hai Toh Honey Hai (2008)

 

II. Fantasy Epics 13. Tarzan Aur Jadui Chirag (1966) - Aladdin fired, job outsourced to (Indian) Tarzan

14. Ankur Maina Aur Kabootar (1991)

15. Ganga Maang Rahi Balidan (1981)

16. Boond Jo Ban Gayi Moti (1967)

17. Zimbo Comes to Town (1960)

18. Husn Aur Ishq alias Alif Laila (1966)

19. Mister Super Man Ki Waapsi (1960)

20. Sindbad Alibaba and Aladdin (1965) - isn't that packing your story with too many superstars, kind of like K3G?

21. Jadugar Daku (1962)

22. Tarzan Comes to Delhi (1965)

23. Ladoosingh Taxiwala (1976)

 

III. The 'Aaj ka' series 24. Aaj Ka Robin Hood (1987)

25. Aaj Ka Goonda Raaj (1992)

26. Aaj Ka M.L.A. Ram Avtar (1984)

27. Aaj Ka Gang Leader (1993)

28. Aaj Ka Samson (1991)

 

IV. Women empowerment 29. Fearless: The Hunterwali Story (1993)

30. Hunterwali Ki Beti (1943)

31. Aurat Aurat Aurat (1996) - this sounds more like what a maniac would shout rather than a women empowerment movie

32. Kab Tak Chup Rahungi (1988)

33. Raakhi Aur Rifle (1976)

34. Aurat Teri Yehi Kahani (1954)

35. Main Sundar Hoon (1971) - we Lolland writers tell ourselves this to make us feel better

36. Haseena Haathi Waali (1996)

37. The Revenge: Geeta Mera Naam (2000) - James Bond should consider adapting this for his intro

38. Fashionable Wife (1959)

39. Gyarah Hazaar Ladkiyan (1962)

 

V. James Bond 40. Paap Ko Jalaa Kar Raakh Kar Doonga (1988)

41. Handsome Black Guard (1925) - I could swear I've seen a don't-watch-with-parents-movie with the same name

42. Spy in Rome (1968)

43. God and Gun (1995)

44. International Crook (1974)

45. Policewala Gunda (1995) - most of Mithunda's movies have the same name, now we come to think of it

46. Umar Pachpan Ki Dil Bachpan Ka (1992) - No, we aren't making Michael Jackson jokes anymore

47. Ghar Mein Ram Gali Mein Shyam (1988)

48. Reporter Raju (1962)

 

VI. No rhyme no reason 49. Hastey Hastey Follow Your Heart! (2008)

50. Jangal Mein Mangal (1972)

51. Roop Ki Rani Choron Ka Raja (1961)

52. Sone Ka Dil Lohe Ke Haath (1978)

53. Rama Rama Kya Hai Dramaaa (2008)

54. Yeh Hai Chakkad Bakkad Bumbe Bo (2003)

55. Tu Bal Bramhachari Main Hoon Kanya Kunwari (2003) - Let's go update our favourite pickup lines list

56. Andheri Raat Mein Diya Tere Haath Mein (1986)

 

VII. Horror and Romantic movies (essentially the same, both have at least one (intended/depicted) sex scene, both are great to watch with your girlfriend/boyfriend, both have horrible amounts of makeup to cover up the real face, and both have shitty dialogues)

57. Classic Dance of Love (2005)

58. Pataal Bhairavi (1985)

59. Bye Bye Miss Goodnight (2005)

60. Khooni Laash (1943)

61. Uff! Yeh Mohabbat (1997)

62. Khooni Ilaaka: The Prohibited Area (1999)

63. Bombay Eunuch (2001) - can't be romantic, must be horror

64. Murder at Monkey Hill (1976) - echoes of the Hardy Boys?

 

VIII. Incred - ibly retarded taglines 65. Yugpurush: A Man Who Comes Just Once in a Way (1998)

66. Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life (1976) - what is it the rest of the time? Why two different spellings for 'Kabhi'?

67. Dhaal: The Battle of Law Against Law (1997)

68. Alag: He Is Different.... He Is Alone... (2006)

69. Deadline: Sirf 24 Ghante (2006) 

70. Daag: A Poem of Love (1973)

71. Sirf....: Life Looks Greener on the Other Side (2008) - there's also grass...

72. Divorce: Not Between Husband and Wife (2005) - They knew about Article 377 four years ago!!

73. Keemat: They Are Back (1998)

74. Aastha: In the Prison of Spring (1997)

75. Daman: A Victim of Marital Violence (2001) - by Diu?

76. Fun: Can Be Dangerous Sometimes (2005)

77. Tum: A Dangerous Obsession (2004)

78. Fun2shh... Dudes in the 10th Century (2003)

79 . Dafaa 302: Indian Penal Code Section 302 (Section of Murder) (1975)

80. Violence: What Price? Who Pays? No. 2 (1974)

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