Matrimonial - The Truth is Out There.

Real matrimonials, they're crazier than you can imagine.

Matrimonial - The Truth is Out There.

Tagged: news, internet, health, DaveDevil, love and matrimony, language

Posted in Articles By DaveDevil

Jan 31st 2010, 14:11

As we have always been saying, truth is stranger than fiction. And more often than not, funnier. So here are some people desperately seeking marital bliss, and by god... are they desperate.

 

For example

 

Canadian Born sikh seeks female for friendship : Seeking a well versed lady for a discreet online relationship.....it is ok if you are attached...hope to hear from you soon...

Hi, I am a 40 years old guy, single, working for a reputed NGO as consultant and living in New Delhi. I am looking for an educated and cultured lady for a long term companionship. She might be slim or fat, tall or short, fair or dark, in 20s or 50s, single or married. All I look for is a young, civilized, well off and beautiful lady. Nothing else matters.

 

If you thought that was a little dorky and desperate, now it starts to get really wild.

 

hi all sweet beautiful ladies. i just love to make love as others does..lolz. yes i m a young single living away from my family.... catch me if u can......cheering!

  Indian male in USA seeks a sexy indian (like Freida Pinto) woman for love and marriage. Please reply with a photo if you are interested in further explorations.

  This is Hot Himanshu looking for women for hot encounter no serious relationship, absolutely free & safe if any women or aunties near Delhi or NCR interested please feel free to contat at **************@gmail.com

Hi, ****** Here..I m a hot and beautiful lady who is looking for fun with disent person..i m extreamly charming and upscale women..wanna recieve anord give pleasure. just make a drive over me. and let me make you give memorable golden monents..though i m an indipendent housewife but for saftey reason i m through an agency..visit girl4rent dot escortsite dot com . just cal and ask to avail fun with me either at my house or at ur accomodation....

 

And ofcourse, the shining jewels, here they are... 

From the horny one

28 male delhi here to offer you complete satisfaction from my long tounge to all the rong places u love. very nominal charges and no charges if you look great. I am fit 5'9, strong muscular body, white skin and can have the zing for a long long time. reply with a pic and i shall do the same.

 to the horned one, 666

i like to laugh all the time. especially at very inappropriate times. i'm loud with my friends. i don't care what people think of me. i enjoy meating new people and also the ones i love. i'm close with both of my families. i enjoy the simple things in life. i dont like sunshine and warm water. i burn away too freakineasily. i have two dogs, jack and graham. they will tear you up! but i want to be a nurse and do what i do best, take care of others.

 

And finally we critically compare the profound similarities and the subtle dissimilarities between our top two matrimonial ads -

 

CASE 1

Hello ladies,

Myself ************ ******************* ********* ************************

I am seriously looking forward for a good hearted girl who wants to settle with me lifelong

Regarding my self: Decent, friendly natured guy who know how to treat a woman I am a south asian average built and 5.8 height Well educated in good financially secured job in USA. No worries about job firing, I have a stable job. I can dictate terms for my job.

Five inches long when I am full ( My concern)

I can have decent married life I can have as much satisfaction you want, size no worry I can support you financially and morally Lifelong to reach your career You will be treated like a queen.

About your self: Kind and good hearted woman who wants to be treated in the way she wants to be treated. Single unmarried girl Who can undersatnd 'my concern' and is willing to stay with me lifelong. There is no question in the fact that you will be treated like a queen.

Till now I got replies from people who wants to know who Iam. Then after that no replies.

If you are serious please reply me. If you are really interested about my posting please reply me

 

Case 2

what can i say ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????this i is new, just looking. to see what is out there :-) Will you make good wife?

 

As you can see, there is someone for everyone out there. So go out there and get your man/ woman, doll/dildo... because love makes the world go round.

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