Memorable Quotes - Barack Obama

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Memorable Quotes - Barack Obama

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Posted in Jokes By DaveDevil

Jan 30th 2010, 18:59

Barrack Obama, the most anticipated guy after Jesus, right?

Barrack Obama, the harbinger of hope and change, the 'Yes we can' revolution.

But why isn't there news of him doing anything? After the elections, we've heard more about George W. Bush than Barack Obama.

A few of his promises, with our thoughts:

From both a moral standpoint and a practical standpoint, torture is wrong. Barack Obama will end the use torture without exception.

Not happening. Britney Spears concerts are being booked as he speaks.

 

Will reduce oil consumption overall by at least 35 percent, or 10 million barrels of oil, by 2030.

Dude, you're only in office till 2016, at max. Nobody will listen to you after that. In fact, if you're anything like your predecessors, they won't even listen to you till 2016.

 

I'll put in place the common-sense regulations and rules of the road I've been calling for since March -- rules that will keep our market free, fair, and honest; rules that will restore accountability and responsibility in our corporate boardrooms...

  ...and colonize the moon and travel into the future... The American "Dream".

 

Will lead a global effort to secure all nuclear weapons materials at vulnerable sites within four years - the most effective way to prevent terrorists from acquiring a nuclear bomb.

That's another way of saying 'America will rob the world's weapons and collect all of its own at one place and nuke the world in four years.'

 

And, finally, the big one:

Will get the US Army out of Iraq, within 6 months.

Hahahahahahahaha.

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