Matrimonial - Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Matrimonial - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Tagged: DaveDevil, wrestling, love and matrimony, TV, violence

Posted in Jokes By DaveDevil

Jan 30th 2010, 18:16

 

WANTED

  A bride for 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin.  

BRIDE MUST NOT OBJECT TO

  • Sudden Stunners delivered during domestic arguments. This has happened before.
  • A husband who routinely drinks 20 cans of beer (and pours most of the beer on the kitchen floor) and then stuns her (thus raising hell) and leaves.
  • A husband who keeps acting in movies that earn one millionth of the amount they cost to make.
  • A husband who can win all verbal arguments against her with the simple statement 'coz Stone Cold said so'.

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