Matrimonial - Shaktimaan

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Matrimonial - Shaktimaan

Tagged: entertainment, love and matrimony, TV

Posted in Jokes By DaveDevil

Jan 25th 2010, 04:39

WANTED

A bride for Pandit Gangadhar Vidyadhar Mayadhar 'Shaktimaan' Omkarnath Shastri.

BRIDE MUST NOT OBJECT TO

  • Lawsuits from relatives of children who kill themselves trying to be like her husband
  • Enemies with names like Tamraj Kilvish, Electric man, Stone man, Plastica and Dr. Jackal
  • Friends like Super Commando Dhruva
  • A husband who closely resembles Superman, though even Lolland disapproves of this
  • The fact that her husband will never be as awesome as Nagraj

BRIDE MUST BE

  • Able to spin at relativistic speeds which somehow should make her fly.
  • Very rich, since a show on DoorDarshan cannot make ends meet.

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